Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

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The old Taylor

Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.

by SmilerCyrus December 4, 2017

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Crazy Old Hag

Mrs.Sims

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here

by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018

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ye old fuckwagon

When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.

"Look over there."

"Ah yes, ye old fuckwagon is coming over."

by postinspector June 29, 2018

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Peppermint old-fashioned

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.

"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."

by Casinick August 14, 2018

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When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.

Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.

by ENS berry October 17, 2018

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