hack job

A person sent in to fuck shit up.

they sent in a hack job to make the track seem whack.

by Jared Wright January 27, 2017

Blow job lips

a girl with nice lips not too big not too small, just enough to stop your cock being scratched by teath and not too big too ruin it

guy 1: dude, that girl gives great blow jobs
guy 2: its cuz she has blow job lips

by LissyLooLar November 18, 2009

Pacific Rim Job

The act of giving a rim job while the recipient's anus is erupting with explosive diarrhea.

That girl was so dirty that she didn't even brush her teeth after giving me a pacific rim job.

by franklin8 October 21, 2009

Blow Job Sandwich

The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.

SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"

STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."

SAM: "You call that settling?"

by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

classy blow jobs

while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!

you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!

by other halves April 17, 2011

Blow job

The act of bring a cock (penis) to climax, with your mouth.

I totally fucked her mouth dude. She gaged and slobbered on my cock, sucking and slurping, making bubbles from spit all around my dick head. She sucked my prick till I came no her face. She basiclly gave me a "blow job". It was good!

by Dirty Dustin October 22, 2006

Blow-job bandit

A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.

"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.

by Charlie Park January 18, 2003