cock-blocker

A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.

Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?

by Jupiter, an don forgetit October 12, 2005

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

cock balm

when you rub the head of your cock on her lips

rub either of her lips and make cock balm

by rescue ranger September 28, 2008

Sock-A-Cock

Another word for Cock Sock. To stuff your junk in a sock and let the juices flow. A soft cotton material also combined sometimes with spandex to help the protruding masturbation motion.

Sock-A-Cock for the love and softness of the family hand towels!

by theSACguy November 25, 2010

cock nobber

to males rubbing their genitals together for sexual gratification

oh my goodness! Look at those cock nobbers over there! are they really doing that in a nightclub?

by steve lee May 21, 2003

cock-shitter

Another term for homosexual men.

San Francisco is commonly known for it's large cock-shitter population.

by Lucious826 July 24, 2006

Trident Cock

A tri-tipped, spear-headed cock, measuring 4 feet in length. Typically not used for intercourse but more for battle and hunting.

Also can be used to slay raccoons, ie: Theresa.

Did you hear,johnny took out a whole raccoon family with one swoosh of his trident cock?

Did you see that trident cock brawl after school in the parking lot?

That bitch got beat down by that guy's trident cock!

Where did he get his trident cock from?

by Daroastery February 28, 2009