Alex

One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.

I’m alex

by Scarlett Johansen November 23, 2021

Alex

The guy that said nigga on tiktok live

Person 1: bro whos alex everyones talking about him

Person 2: oh him n his girl said nigga on live

by Definition of nigger November 24, 2021

Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people

OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!

by iiililililiiiiwucihdisododih November 15, 2022

Alex

The cutest guy you'll ever meet, Alex is a genuine, caring person, he is one of the best people you'll ever meet.

"Wow, you finally snagged yourself an Alex?!" "Alex is a full course meal, 5 stars"

by LastlyKassy June 25, 2019

alex

squatter

Alex is a squatter because he spends too much money on games
Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment

by funkymonkey33 January 22, 2023

Alex Gagawa

a redheaded fuck face thats dating himself he works at gay meyers

person 1 : fuck u alex gagawa
person2: -gets a fucking stroke and proceeds to jam their arm into their esophagus until death from stroke or suffication of the arm-

by Colon standish May 24, 2018

Alex

The sexiest hottest coolest person ever to exist

Kai: hey have you seen my ex Alex
Mars: Yeah shes so sexy
Kai: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR MY BOYFRIEND

by 😻🤞 May 9, 2022