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smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz
Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"
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sandwich whore

A sandwich whore is a woman who will have sex with an incentive of as little as a sandwich. Often she is a unskilled gold-digger.
She is such a sandwich whore! Look, she got in his car only after he promised to take her to MickyDee's!
by cheekysweet April 26, 2014
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Irish-sandwich

The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.
That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.
by anonymous February 5, 2021
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Sandwich

A sandwich is a delectable food type in which some sort of filling is encompassed by bread either with one price of bread on the top and bottom. Another type is a sub on which in the middle of the sandwich the filling is encompassed by bread in the top bottom and one side of the middle
I ate a sandwich
by BlackPickle November 2, 2020
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tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it
Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich
by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021
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sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
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Golden Sandwich

While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich
by Roxy red July 3, 2021
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