The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
Get the Wet paper towelmug. When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.
by Koho23 August 28, 2018
Get the Wet $20mug. Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.
{typically used by school children}
{typically used by school children}
* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
Get the Wet legsmug. When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).
by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020
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Get the second hand wet Willymug.