The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

Xen rule

Xen rule is a dumb ass rule made by a moron. Normally no one knows about the rule until it's applied.

I went to leave early but can't it's a new xen rule.

by fathfhfisuierireiigrwh January 17, 2018

3ft rule

When playing golf, if a player’s ball is within 3 feet of the hole and another player’s ball makes contact, then the player whose ball was within 3ft gets an automatic par for the hole.

Matt was facing a triple bogey on hole twelve so he invoked the “3ft rule”.

by Nate doggy88 November 9, 2023

Nude Rule

This rule applies when you send your homie a nude and then he must send a nude back so it isn’t gay

“I sent you a nude brad”
“Ok John I’ll Send one back due to the Nude rule”

by Eggsarefromcows December 1, 2022

The Homney Rule

The Homney rule is that just because a person is from a state doesn’t mean they will win it in a presidential election. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney in the presidential election of 2012, lost his home state to incumbent Barack Obama. This is mainly due to Massachusetts being a “Solid Blue” state for democrats since around 1960. The Homney Rule also applies to Al Gore in 2000 and many other presidential candidates throughout history. The Rule’s name is in reference to HOme state and mitt roMNEY.

Just cause Ted Cruz is from Texas doesn’t mean he’s gonna win it in 2028, the Homney rule is known to hurt the republicans

by Cupojo3 himself April 29, 2021

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

by the super penis man March 17, 2024