Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 05, 2021

AlMond Milk

A word use to say '' you drink Men's Semen''.

He is gay causes he Drinks'' AlMond Milk''

by SHILXHTHAGOAT ON INSTGRAM April 15, 2021

Almond Milk

sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.

For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)

by SnakeyNinjas666 March 28, 2018

Darigold Milk Challenge

When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.

Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.

by Anarchist666 May 23, 2013

Milk Bros

To declare yourself a "Milk Bro" with another buddy, the act of intercourse must take place with a female on the same or separate evening with the lack of a contraceptive. Note: Filling her tank is a crucial step in deeming yourself Milk Bros.

You slept with _____ ?? So did I bro ! Did you wear a dome? Nawh me neither ! So you filled her tank? ..... High five milk bro ! We're Milk Bros !

by Darko83 June 13, 2013

milk bro

Any guy who has slept with the same girl you have also banged, is your milk brother.

-Is Juan banging Susana?
-Yeah. Didn't she use to date Pedro?
-That's right. They're milk bros now.

by GoldenWanker June 18, 2018

white milk

A phrase meaning acceptance or yielding without genuinely agreeing.

Mike: ..and this is why I believe water is wet.

Joe: I can only give you white milk.

by NoodleDogDictionary December 14, 2020