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Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.
A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.
by FARCELL October 7, 2018
mugGet the Caught White Handedmug.

2nd hand stupidity

A feeling you get when you encounter something so incredibly idiotic you can almost feel the stupidity radiating off of it, making you feel dumb.
I just watched a JayStation video and I got 2nd hand stupidity.
mugGet the 2nd hand stupiditymug.

The White-Hand of Houdini

When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.
“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”
by Badday_18 September 1, 2018
mugGet the The White-Hand of Houdinimug.

Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)
Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.
by Milkbone gaming July 3, 2021
mugGet the Hand caught in the pastamug.

Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.
Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
by Larmonaid October 2, 2019
mugGet the Second hand drunkmug.

jazz hands routine

the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.
-i cant find the schematics for this circuit.
-just do the jazz hands routine
by cockford ollie October 25, 2020
mugGet the jazz hands routinemug.

hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass
The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy
by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016
mugGet the hand needs buttmug.

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