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dick beanie

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Tortellini dick

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.
Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019
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Dick Weeb

A dick weeb is a word you call a friend when they say something dumb or idiotic.
Leighanna:"no I'm smart"
Jillian:"you dick weeb you don't even know 2+2"
by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019
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Dick Turtle

Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.
Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday

My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
by Oldnelly June 14, 2018
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Dick addict

Some one who reallly likes the cock a Lot..
My friend calls me a D.A. (Dick addict) because he just knows. I get mad sometimes because he uses it in conjunction with F.F. and simply just says hey DAFFY! :)
by Billybones1968 June 15, 2018
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Smiley's dick

a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.
girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!

girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!

girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)
by baselgod June 24, 2018
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Panic! At The Dick

When you see your crush breathing and your dick starts having a seizure and you start to panic.

- Stanley Marsh 2018
Craig: *breathes*
Tweek: *shrieks and has a Panic! At The Dick*
by owo whats this? August 5, 2018
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