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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
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L Take

Literally @haulass180 's account.
That user @haulass180 only has L Takes.
by Inverzion March 13, 2023
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Taking a Kenzie

you take a poop , usually in someones home other than yours
I kenzied in my butt
My friend was taking a kenzie at our house
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taking

“girl have you seen hanna’s shirt” “yeah ikr it’s taking”
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Taking a Marc

Other term for going to the bathroom.
I can't go out right now I'm taking a Marc.
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I have individual rights. I can do things other can not and I DID. I have RIGHT to the credit. And I RIGHT to be paid.
Hym "I'm not letting you take this away from me."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2025
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indian take out

Dabble hot sauce on her butthole quickly licking it up, and when she questions it take her light bulb and dip
Oh man i had a spicy night last night, i gave her an Indian take out
by Mother fraggers February 3, 2023
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