Slap Mr. Green Jeans

to go outside and smoke weed

You guys wanna go slap Mr. Green Jeans?

by mfstan45 April 4, 2022

National Keelie Slap Day

Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP

"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"

by iiiiiiiiiiiiooooooaaaaaa February 7, 2022

Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

1 ss = 1 slap

A term used in mainly Snapchat where a person posts another person on their story and ask for "1 ss= 1 slap" which means for 1 screenshot equals to 1 slap.

Girl : *posts picture with friend* "1 ss = 1 slap"

Viewer: *screenshots post*
Girl : *slaps friend*

by Ms. Capalot July 4, 2019

pineapple slap your ascot

it means slap your ass.

why u hitting me? what the h*** are u doing that for? Do you want me to pineapple slap your ascot?? Huh, Scott?

by Adaise May 21, 2008

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009