fair scare

When you scare someone back for scaring you.

Guy: Boo!

Girl: Ack!

Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.

Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Butt scars

Permanent, serious and irreversible emotional and/or actual anal pain associated with, but not limited to, jealously, resentment, emotional, monetary or even full on asshole victimization.

Damn dude when I picked up Victor from prison he had his head all low like somebody took his manhood, he got butt scars for sure...

by Thaddaeus G December 20, 2018

pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages

damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!

by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019

paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Justin Scarpa

When you turn her around and lick her butthole till she poops in your mouth then put it in a condom and insert your dick inside of it

I just Justin Scarpa that bitch from the bar last night

by There’s a rat May 30, 2019