poo

"Poo" is a really nasty glossy log. Don't every eat it, please.

Person 1: Hold up guys, I have to go
Person 2: To go poo?
Person 1: Maybe..

by sf;jknsdjk April 16, 2022

gummy poo tail

2nd coolest dog to ever exist after zaza the dog. He has a poo tail and hardly no teeth.

Omg did you know gummy poo tail has a poo tail.

by Telescope March 26, 2023

Poo mountain

A guy is balls deep on a girl and they for a pyramid with their asses in the air. The then start pooing to make a poo mountain

Me and the girl from the bar last night got super kinky and started making a poo mountain. I'm gonna have to get new sheet.

by Galethedirty May 31, 2020

Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016

Poos

A nigga who always has your back, also really black and yappful.

Me: have you spoken to poos today

Bader: yes, he has been yapping all day
Saod: skibidi

by FURANKI January 30, 2025

pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.

bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.

by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025