Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.

person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*

by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021

Poo Poo Kachoo

Similar to Oh man. The term Poo poo kachoo is used to express frustration about something. I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house, Poo poo kachoo.

Oh man -interjection. Used to express anger or displeasure about something that happened. Oh man, I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house. Wiktionary. Used to express excitement or enthusiasm.

I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house, Poo poo kachoo.

by ZertaT November 30, 2024

poo mom

A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.

Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!

by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

Poo

One of the best if not THE best word in the dictionary and if anyone disagrees they're a nonce and pedophile

You-Yoooo i took the fattest poo
Friend-Proof?

by anonymous January 19, 2022

Tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poop (human or otherwise).

Our house was defiled by a mysterious, and clearly fiber-rich regular, stranger wielding a tre-poo-chet.

by McKherj October 6, 2022

Poo-head

A poo-head is an adjective used to describe "an annoying person" someone you dislike for a certain reason

Hey, why did you steal my pump Alex? You're such a poo-head

by RentalWaffle January 28, 2020