Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dead

When someone or something dies

I think it’s dead

by I think I’m dead March 14, 2020

Dead body

When you’ve engaged in sexual intercourse for no reason at all. It’s a dead End. No money or any real relationship has come from the exchange.

Girl 1: y’all was fuckin! ain’t that yo man?

Girl 2: hell naw, he ain’t talkin bout shit. He a dead body!

by titforracks July 14, 2022

dead cow passing

Used to spook someone

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."

by 4X4animals August 22, 2016

Dead chips

Dead chips is a New York slang which means

Ugly

EX:

Imani: Have you seen Leilani’s new snap story??

Jaylani: Oh nah that bitch is “dead chips”

Jaylani: You seen the new girl at our school yet?

Imani: That bitch is dead chips

by yuh😈 April 5, 2024

dead burger

a woman who hasnt had a wash for a year and you got down on her

i took a girl home on a one night stand last night and when i took her pants off it smelt like a dead burger

by elzz March 20, 2017

Deaded

Deaded is another word for saying someone has passed and in mourning state

"Yes *persons name* has been deaded."

by KKITOOO April 12, 2023