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Sky-rim Job

1. When someone puts more hours into (The Elder Scrolls V) Skyrim, than they do their actual job. (assuming they have one)

2. A sexual act involving The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
"So where's Todd?"

"Oh, he's working the 'Sky-rim job'."

"I've been there dood"
by The Sixth House November 28, 2011
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Blow-job bandit

a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again
guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
by woahwtfagainbbq May 26, 2010
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rim job

when u pick up a hooker and she licks ur ass and ur hair comes off!!!
Andy got a rim job from his g-ma last night
by andy April 9, 2004
mugGet the rim jobmug.

Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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Michigan Mop Job

Swallowing semen at the end of a blow job.

The term originated on the LOGO Show, Rick & Steve.
Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .

So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.

In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
Source(s):
http://community.happiestgaycouple.com/0...
by IndyQueer February 27, 2009
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wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.
"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."
by Dan November 3, 2004
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Squirrelly Job

When a female surgically removes the nuts from a male’s sac and inserts his nuts into her vagina than the woman proceeds to squeezes her pussy lips together until the nuts pop.
Yo Steve your mom gave me a squirrelly job last week and i still can't walk right.
by mgkibbles March 28, 2008
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