Jack Skimz

Personification if the ideal male

Once you go Skimz you can never go back.

Wow jack skimz is glowing, I wonder what conditioner he uses. Probably 5 in 1!

by WalrusLover456 December 7, 2021

Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.

Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?

by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

A dirty Jack

Wen u can’t dance but want to pull a girl so u try and end up looking like a 45 year old nonce that hunting for someone so young that he finished school and college before they was born

I want to go do a dirty jack

by Shhhdot March 21, 2022

jack manifold

bald homeless man that cant afford an air conditioner

"bro just pulled a whole jack manifold"

by Sewyoureyeshut January 23, 2022

Juice Jacking

When a female steals a used condom after having sex, with the sole purpose of insemination.

Drake: man that girl screamed when she tried juice jacking me but didn't realize I poured hot sauce in there.

by m3rc10us January 31, 2022

jack defend

When you see someone is going to perform a Jack Attack, you slap them across the face and tell them not too do it or it will ruin their lives. Also wash their pillow the first chance you get.

Heard bill was gonna perform a Jack Attack, time to break out a Jack Defend

by gdotdog February 2, 2022