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Brains

Something humans don't have but have convinced themselves that they have more of them than any other creature.
person 1:What's the average size of a human brain?

person 2: What brains?
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmYEEE December 15, 2022
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Brain

The center organ in your body in which depending on your level of intelligence is used to guide you through life
Jack: What is the problem with number 5?
Jenny: Omg use your Brain to figure it out
by Carter_is_weird January 20, 2021
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Shit for brains

when you don't have a clue of what your doing
Damn! Bob this is so easy... But apparently not cause you have shit for brains.....
by purde June 9, 2018
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Nigger Brain

The tendency for a normally smart and well-adjusted black American to suddenly and inexplicably become hostile or incapable of rational thought. Often happens during puberty or during their late teens/early 20's. Once afflicted, the symptoms tend to be irreversible. Symptoms include becoming hyper religious, falling for black nationalist rhetoric, becoming physically violent, throwing away close friendships with anyone who isn't dumb and ignorant, and generally giving black Americans as a whole a bad name.
Bill: Yo, you hear what happened to Karmelo?

Kai: I haven't heard from him in years. Dude was always pretty chill and fun to hang out with. What happened?

Bill: He got a bad case of nigger brain. Stabbed a kid at a track meet out of nowhere for no reason.

Kai: You serious? Bro, what is up with all these cases of nigger brain? Is it an actual disease or something?

Bill: Must be. We all know he's not the only young black person to flip their lid and go crazy over nothing out of nowhere.
by YouKnowItsReal May 29, 2025
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brain

A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.
Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.
by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019
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Drifter’s Brain

A term coined by the shared phenomenon that people who work in tech desire to quit their jobs and go live in the woods or return to nature. The idea that what tech work involves is so physically opposed to what we do as humans, that it compels us to change our lives dramatically and go live in the woods.
Shannon? She’s been here for 5 years already— she must have Drifter’s Brain by now.
by Rosemoth March 14, 2021
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Brain Moment

1, An idea.

2, Brain fog.
OMG I JUST HAD A BRAIN MOMENT!

Ugh, sorry, Brain Moment.
by Krisdawaffle December 21, 2024
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