dead fish 

a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!

My manager gave me "dead fish" when I came to work today!

dead fish by ben-wah! April 25, 2003

Dirty South Fish Hook 

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

Dirty South Fish Hook by tom April 25, 2003

darwin fish 

Stupid bullshit badge that stupid, petty atheists put on their car to one-up stupid, petty Christians and their Jesus fish, itself being one-upped by the stupid, petty Christians adorning their vehicle with a plastic badge of the stupid, petty Jesus fish eating the stupid, petty Darwin fish. The only worthwhile fish-badge-thing is the one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Dammit! I'm so tired of people making perfectly good cars ugly by sticking their damn Darwin fish all over them!

darwin fish by BlackOpSource May 2, 2008

sweetish fish 

Way better than sweet. Like the candy.
Kicks Royal Ass!

Dude that movie was sweetish fish.

sweetish fish by Alex Barber August 3, 2006

Japanese Fish Hook 

When having sex, and the woman is about to orgasm, and the man finishes her with his hand, and she squints and screams, "Ohhhhhhiieeee!" Then the mans joins in the squinting and screaming, and screams, "Aaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!!"

The couple were filed for a sound complaint when trying the Japanese Fish Hook in a hotel with paper thin walls.

Japanese Fish Hook by Shoester May 6, 2009

2 Friends 1 Fish 

A pornographic internet video, in where 1 friend is receiving a blowjob from a fish that is repeatedly being thrusted back and forth by a 2nd friend while the 3rd friend just records.

Friend 1: “Aye bro you need to watch this”
Friend 2: “What is it?”
Friend 1: ”It’s 2 friends 1 fish”
Friend 2: “Is this like 2 girls 1 cup?”
Friend 1: “Not really”
Fish: “…”

2 Friends 1 Fish by Foxhoundx12345 December 19, 2019

Koi Fish Tattoo 

In Japan during world war II a group of homosexuals got the Koi Fish tattoo on their left arm. Now commonly used in Japan and America as a more verbose way of letting people know their sexual orientation.

Person 1: "My friend just got a Koi Fish Tattoo on his arm."
Person 2: "So how long have you known?"
Person 1: "He has been out of the closet for a couple years now."
Person 2: "Good for him."

Koi Fish Tattoo by Ecanori February 4, 2010