Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Facebook

An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people

Oh look at this stupid app facebook

by Udiridneodjrieo December 31, 2021

facebook

a page that 40 year old moms rule

facebook

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

Facebook

The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.

I deleted Facebook and you should too.

by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021

Facebook

Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!

They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023

Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022