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Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 21, 2024
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Monkey Dance

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.
The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.
by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024
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Pocket dance

The act of pretending to search for a ticket in your pocket, when you don't have one.
Conductor: Oh come on, don't do the pocket dance on me
by Elbower April 24, 2024
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Veggie dance

The veggie dance is an annoying trend on YouTube and TikTok where people would play a song called the Veggie Dance and people would dance to it in public and it makes people look like complete idiots.
by BabbleBoy May 20, 2024
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Knuckle Dance

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.
When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.
by MegzMaree June 11, 2024
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Sweet Danger

A variety of Methamphetamine produced in trailer parks in Northern California. Cinnamon and sugar is added to the methamphetamine production process, thus giving it a sweet, yet dangerous high. Known to be favored by terrible gamers.
Dad, did you hit that Sweet Danger this morning? Yes, son I sure did. Let's go log on to Middle Earth and get smoked again!
by TrollSlayer9000 June 15, 2024
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Jesse dance

The Jesse dance is a tango type dance where you put your hands in the front and wiggle you feet and legs and have your hands synced together with your feet and hand
Wow that dude is doing the Jesse dance!
by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024
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