bird sniffer

A weird person who has a habit of sniffing specific kinds of birds for sexual arousal. These strange people also tend to believe that they can smell color, such as that of the Cardinal or Bluejay. This makes it more likely for the person to be attracted to a certain kind of bird. Bird sniffers are also certified faggots. The end.

Talon: Harley is such a bird sniffer!!

Jules: Wait, who is Harley? I do not own a pet named Harley.

by etrifas May 14, 2022

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Bird slurp

The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.

I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.

by anonymous September 9, 2022

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Bird

Bird is the word

Person 1: Have you heard?
Person 2: Heard what?
Person 1: BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD

by Have I told you the story of E July 13, 2022

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Bird

Birds, also known as Aves or avian dinosaurs, are a group of endothermic vertebrates, characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton.

The bird shit on the statue.

by Y’all are dumb September 24, 2019

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Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

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