Bird

(Noun) A slang term used to refer to a man's penis. Less offensive and often used lightly with children.

Jimmy you can't wear those pants without underwear, you can see your whole bird.

by anonymous August 18, 2021

Bird

Not real.

John:Look at that bird!
Peter:Birds are created by the government. They are not real

by ThyNadinner November 24, 2018

Dirty Bird

A reference to Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law being an all around toothless dirtbag

Dewine is like Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law, both are Dirty Birds

by ζαχαρίας March 25, 2022

Angry bird sexual

to wanna fuck a angry bird

guy#1:yeah i love angry birds i think i’m angry bird sexual
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm

by Ima dumbass December 25, 2021

Bird

My friends name, she's a simp for Alan walker lol lol bird is a nice girl she's tOo sweet and like yeah shes my friend lol lol

A reason for the name bird

by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

triangle-less bird

A worthless person, the scum of the earth

I have no use for Jaime now, he is a triangle-less bird.

by prof.jimes November 29, 2016