A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.
An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.
The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.
The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?
The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
Get the Banana Clampmug. by bananasmirf November 30, 2021
Get the bananamug. wow look at that banana
by hfdhadsaj January 12, 2022
Get the Bananamug. On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"
Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day
by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020
Get the A national eat a banana daymug. Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?
ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;
Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;
Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018
Get the Bananasmug. Eat this, pretend to be a monkey with it, look funny wearing a costume, slip on it in real life, watch people slip on it in cartoons, trip up people in Mario Kart, and so much more. There are many ways you can use the godly banana.
You heard of banana? Banana controls our existence. It is an all-powerful universally strong deity. Pay respects(spam ‘f’) to this mighty object.
by hissingcobra December 15, 2023
Get the Bananamug. by The real l-o/d September 19, 2018
Get the banana shotgunmug.