Milk

The stuff my father never came back with

Me:Mum Where's the milk
Mum:we don't have any

by Child without a father April 24, 2022

Milk

Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life

(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022

Milk move

The act in which you do no pull out while having unprotected sex.

I was having sex with this fine ass chick and I pulled a milk move on her

by Redbones69450 April 27, 2022

coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months

Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

by Boombastion April 29, 2022

Milk

Something your dad didn’t bring back

Friend:Hey you got any milk?
Me:No my dad still hasn’t come back after 10 years LMAO

by Juice4ever🧃🌍 April 30, 2022

milk

something that my, yours's and ur neighbor's dad went to buy 10 years ago in a casual Monday morning at 7am when you were 7 and ur mom needed it and never came back. except when you won the lottery

don't worry tho its a common thing.

r.i.p milk it's spoiled now

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022