dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

Sympathy dick

When a friend has his cock out and you get your cock out in a sign of solidarity.

Pats day drunk, we're gonna jave to do sympathy dick aren't we.

by DrGirt September 29, 2018

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

Dick Burn

When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.

Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021

Dick stain

A annoying piece of shit who wont leave you alone

Man Brad is a fucking dick stain

by Deez.biscuits May 23, 2018