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Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude
Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit
by Just me, not him July 21, 2023
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Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.
"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024
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Take it back

And what happens if I do? THEN you give me the credit I deserve? You can't punish me the way you want for my bad deeds so you'll settle for denying me credit for my good deeds. Isn't that the lowest level of carrot vs. stick moral thinking though? I thought that was beneath you. Take it back or you don't get to go to heaven-er wait, credit for the things you did. I meant that. Ok, Guy who's about as moral in practice as God but pretends not to be... Believe it or not my morals in practice. We're opposites! Your purported morality is supposedly superior to God's but your morality in practice is THE SAME! Hey, who's well-being does this improve? NO ONES! Does this serve any high good other than stop someone who has nothing from attaining in a world where PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE AND HAVE DONE WORSE THINGS are HERALDED as idols. Actual gang-rape guy getting grinded on by models and you ain't doing anything to stop him. Are you watching him? You going to watch everyone?
Hym "Do I NEED to take it back to claim my eternal reward? If I repent will I be saved? Oh, surely my lord would redeem me were I sorry enough. Seriously. What is your POINT with all of this? You expect me to let you sit here and watch me forever? How long do you plan on keeping this up? And what happens after you're done? What's your endgame here? What lesson am I supposed to learn? Don't threatened or denigrate the people who engage in a targeted stalking and harassment campaign against you? What would YOU have done? WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER! You wouldn't have handled it any better! You likely wouldn't have even figured it out."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
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take a lick

Do you wanna take a lick homie
by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017
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Taking a Bregoli

Another way of saying taking a shit name after the no-talented piece of shit Danielle Bregoli who became famous from being on Dr Phil and starting the whole cash me outside movement.
I need to take a bregoli after hearing what I heard.

Damn there is nothing like taking a bregoli before work.
by BugsyMx80 March 1, 2023
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take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho
OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry
by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016
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To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (which means 'to urinate')
"Sorry guys, I'll be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"
by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022
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