Close your eyes

What someone says before they kidnap you

Close your eyes its ook

by Urcat February 15, 2019

five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

by George December 19, 2004

third eye bloodshot

Being absolutely stoned, to the point you start talking in new age hippy speak.

"Man, that last bong hit made my third eye bloodshot. Now, how do we start planning for world peace?"

by Hippyfox November 22, 2017

dead eye shart

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other

I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

eyes open: no fear

Accepting a difficult truth for what it is and making the choice to persevere.

My best friend just found out he has cancer but he's facing it eyes open: no fear.

by jro2020 November 23, 2013

eye-f*cking

When two people are looking at each other intensely...

Hey... quit it with the eye-f*cking you two!

by Lost N. Space February 1, 2009

brown eye blue

the discoloration of the bung hole after anal sex

After pumping away in her ass all night, Andrew turned her brown eye blue.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003