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Ur country a dead meme

Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.

When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.
1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.
by nintendo switch 2.0 March 21, 2018
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Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG September 7, 2013
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dead gemmies

Inflatable holiday yard decorations (most of which are manufactured by a company called 'Gemmy') without the blower motor on; the inflatables deflate and appear as flat, lifeless blobs on the lawn.
"Dude, their yard won first place in the neighborhood decoration contest, but when they turn the power off at night, it's just a graveyard of dead Gemmies."
by C Baker January 7, 2008
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.
Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!
by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023
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teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.
I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.
by Nikoss January 31, 2008
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Dead ting

When you see twiggy your first impression is... dead ting
by Lol that’s funny July 11, 2019
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