John Wilkes Booth

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.

She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!

John Wilkes Booth by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014

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john status

The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position

Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.

john status by mcjenks May 8, 2014

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John Wilkes booth

At the end of dogie style position the man shoots his load directly in the back of the head of the female. Then jumping off the bed as john Wilkes booth did to Abraham Lincoln.

Yo Dave I john Wilkes booth the shit of that chick last night. Defiantly about to start another civil war.

John Wilkes booth by Typicalsix pack bob September 15, 2014

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john ricks

a korean with a koala bear tattoo eating golden eucalyptus and shitting out rainbows

I dropped the tab, now im john ricks'ing it

john ricks by latifah35 September 24, 2014

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John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

John Wayne Maybe by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014

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John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey

"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night

John Snowed by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015

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john arnolding

Have sex with a girthy penis so hard the banjo bleeds

I John arnolded last night with betty
John arnolding

john arnolding by Kellogg's s March 31, 2015

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