hillbilly hand fucking

the act of shoving ur fist deep into a womans vagina as if fishing for catfish

thats trucker bitch had a nice body so i threw a paper bag over her head and took her hillbilly hand fucking

by E grizzly September 13, 2011

shit looking hands

Hands covered in shit of all sorts.

Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!

by Joe March 16, 2004

nepalese hand sandwich

is when you're stuck without anywhere to take a dump, so you dump in your hand. Comes from tradition in Nepal, where the word for "hand" is the same for the word for "toilet".

Dude, on the way to work today I took a Nepalese hand sandwich!

WTF bro?

I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.

by SMaC May 16, 2014

Red Right Hand

To strike a woman down in a manner that gets her attention. Often a blow or several blows to the face. Violent in nature, but usually administered by someone who loves the recipient.

You know I love my ho. Sometimes I just gotta bring home that red right hand on her, and have her suck my dick plenty good. That ho needs to know who Master be. I don’t play around with that slut.

by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018

second hand smoke

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.

rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.

by rilesworth July 26, 2006

second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody

when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.

by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010

Back hand five

It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand

Person 1: High Five!
Person 2: I can't I'm carrying my books, but Back Hand Five!
(clap)

by the514slacker February 18, 2011