dick easing

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020

zoom dick

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.

by [e-mail] October 19, 2020

Dick Chillington

When you are having sex with a respectable gentlemen, and he decides to shove his dick in the icebox before sticking his newly made popsicle into your fuckhole.

"Boy, it's hot out today, Miranda, how about we go down to the club and get a couple of Dick Chillingtons!"

by Goomba Ass Jeans September 13, 2012

Dick's Award

An award given given to someone for being a complete and utter dick.

1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.

2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!

by ijustwannabeyourdog November 16, 2012

Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012

Dick Otter

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.

Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!

by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013

get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012