Fleet cat

A cat who has been boarded or trapped on something (originally a boat), and thus dies of starvation or thirst in that area.

Child: What the hell? Mooooooooooooooooom. Our cat's dead in the trunk!

Father: THAT'S what that horrid smell is!

Mother: Damn it, that fleet cat's gotta go then.

by The one above all February 1, 2010

Pie Cat

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Pie Cat: I am your lord and savor

Every One: all hail Pie Cat

by Juppyyy do be cool October 28, 2020

tootsie cat

A big black cat that kills birds for sport and pisses off all the crotchety old people in the trailer park.

Did you see that dead bird? I think tootsie cat is outside again. Ready for

by Hot red March 26, 2017

gray cat

A term used to describe the genitals of an elderly woman.

As the new pool boy in Punta Gorda, Fl . I get so much gray cat it's unbelievable!

by MC Busta November 26, 2017

promise cat

Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.

Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."

by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014

Cat stamp

A stain that cat leaves on any surface after going to the bathroom and not cleaning itself properly.

Your cat has just cat stamped my shirt.

by BrattyNatty August 23, 2012

cat bird

A cat bird is a person that instigates violence. Cat birds attack other birds...food issues, turf issues etc. Deep south definition. I may be killed for this, but I'm a cat bird myself..

cat bird :My family is a bunch of catbirds...and we don't put up with stupid

by CRACKER3000 May 12, 2021