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Top Popper

When you bazooka fart dust onto your clitori.
Damn dude, that top popper was intense!
by bigjuicyy44 April 20, 2023
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irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
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Top Kin

Your top kin or number one kin is the character you kin the most out of all the characters you kin.
Person #1: Okay I already asked you who you kin from MHA, but who's your overall Top Kin?
Person #2: My number one kin? ....Probably Dazai Osamu from Bungo Stray Dogs

Person #1: .....A-are you okay?
by PuffBallsUnited123 March 15, 2022
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ToPS code

Tops code or Tower of Phone Snapping Code, is for tower problems if the support is not ok or other reasons.

ToPS Codes can be different.

“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)

If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
We got ToPS code, In site C.
by Wick5 June 20, 2023
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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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Top cat

Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil
Hey you heard of the girl top cat ?

Hell yeah I heard she got fire cat
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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