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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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Taking cues from animals

Hym "So you're taking cues from animals... Rather than eternal Jewish dictators... And that's better to you? That's why I think Atheists are stupid animals. Because they literally are. So when I say 'For me to not murder your kids you need to not do this chimpanzee barking shit and you need to both recognize and pay for my contributions to society online or off' and your response with 'WeLl fOr Me To NoT mUrDeR kIdS i NeEd tHe OpPoSiTe!' One of us is being a retarded animal and the other is not. Are alligators psychopathic? No. It's dumb. Your morality is literally just 'Well, we're closely related to bonobos (or something) this is how bonobos behave so we're just gonna do that.' This is just how people work + determinism = 🤷 ♂️ thought terminating cliché (It is what it is. If you know you know. Bark bark bark oo oo ah ah tookie tookie)."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Taking Scotty For A Walk

Using the restroom. The act of a male going potty.
Sorry I’m late, I was taking Scotty for a walk first.
by Random Scotty April 7, 2022
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lukewarm take

an opinion disguised as a hot take, when someone has a lukewarm take they're speaking of, 1: an opinion that almost everyone has except for a select few.. or, 2: an opinion about something that nobody cares about
1--
bootyholeitcher39829 on tiktok: umm.. hot take!! pedophilia is DISGUSTING!!
the commenters: this ain't a hot take this is a lukewarm take
2--
slippers3353 on tiktok: hot take but bootyholeitcher39829 needs to be cancelled..
the commenters: who the fuck? lukewarm take lmfaooo
by paleak January 9, 2024
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take a fantastic

sorry, I gotta go take a fantastic means that you are troubled or bored or whatever and that consequently you want to leave. perhaps to think perhaps just to be alone without present company. an announcement of leave-taking without explanations.
see example above - as intro to the definition. i don't want to get technical or quibble about how you fill this thing out. i gotta take a fantastic.
by yogurt steele November 6, 2013
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