Why you on my top

When someone won't leave you alone and keeps disrespecting you in a way. So, you respond with why you on my top.

"Random dude, your haircut looks good it's just the front taper of doom"
"Me why you on my top"

by It gets to a point December 13, 2024

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Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

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Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.

Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!

by Hazeydays December 14, 2024

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1. A sentence that you say to you're barber if you want a little bit off the top.
2. A sentence that you say to you're barber, but you know what we will do to you're hair. He gon' fuck it.
3. A sentence that will mean that you're barber will fuck you up.

'Yo dawg, can you do a lil off the top. My hairline got to be straight. Don't fuck it up!'

by LittleHat35 December 15, 2024

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