Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....

Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!

by Jevolve August 21, 2019

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Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis

Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!

by duqq June 10, 2020

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Penis sculpting

When your penis is off to the side for some reason and it slowly starts to hang that way

Damn, bro! James has a tough case of penis sculpting!

by Penis sculpting expert November 6, 2020

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Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

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Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

by Wittypoet September 24, 2018

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The real name of billionaire entrepreneur, internet mogul, and creator of the defunct website "beersinthewater.com". Penis Yeltsin is known for his numerous business ventures including the famous Myrtle beach banana boat rides. Although famous he has been attributed to an infamous scandal involving one of his employees during a weekend trip to Myrtle beach, but as of now no charges have ever been filed.

"Shut up Boris Yeltsin!"

"...You're Penis Yeltsin!"

by ButtholeJerry October 4, 2019

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