carbomb in my pants

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants

What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants

by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016

juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.

A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.

by Definition Extraordinaire October 31, 2015

fiddle my skittle

Act of female masturbation, consisting only of rubbing the clitoris to the point of orgasm

Juul: guys I’m really in the mood to fiddle my skittle

Chlow: no u can’t its no nut November

Lexî: I don’t need to fiddle my skittle, my boyfriend already does it for me
Ash: I have to wait 5 months before I can fiddle my skittle since I just gave birth
Susanal: me juj and syd fiddled our skittles together last night

by Juul ferris November 14, 2018

My Little Knifey

My Little Knifey is the best and it’s used to kill tiny ants

-by Yi

Bobby: Dude what’s My Little Knifey?
Timmy: Bro it’s used to kill ants

by Yi November 21, 2018

glaze my buns

To glaze someone's buns is to pull your penis out of the anus or vagina before you cum and then ejaculate on their buttcheeks.

Ex 1: I can't wait to glaze Dia's buns tonight
Ex 2: I'm so into Robbie, I want him to glaze my buns
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by Magiclgrl August 8, 2017

My mom is on the browser

When you teacher thinks you are talking about porn but you really saw your mom in the browser

Yo! My mom is on the browser!

by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018

my teeth itch

the feeling of your teeth actually “itching,” usually due to excessive insufflation of cocaine.

*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.

by occupationother February 25, 2019