In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

Law of Sevens

The theory that when asked to rate something on a scale 1-10, people disproportionately answer "7." Most common in rating people's appearance but applies to all facets of life.

Tony: She's cute -- probably a 7 out of 10.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.

by Blue Collar Bandit February 4, 2022

self-in-law

Spouse (wife or husband).

My self-in-law is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Person vs human law

This is a law to prefer to types of beings

Person this is someone with rights the groups for this are
1. The born
2. Gay people
3. People of color
4. Women
Human this is someone that has no rights the groups for this are
1. Unborn

2. Straight people

3. What people
4.men
This law was created in 2017 in the usa

President : the USA will make a in law

The lawyer : you might not feel good about it but it's is called person vs human law this law my ruin your reputation

by 459395 February 12, 2022

law

something that is meant to be broken

“let’s go break a law”

“ok”

by ifuckedmyexbsfsboyfriend<3 February 12, 2022

Pengu's Law

Whenever you have any semblance of happiness, you must have something happen to you that makes to more depressed than u started.

I came up with Pengu's Law as a joke... and now my depression is just skyrocketing

by Pengu28 April 1, 2022