J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

j-marc'd

ˈjā-märkt (adj)

The act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified ("marked") as a nuisance for random and meaningless Facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base.

Those hidden or "marked" usually have a feeling that "bad publicity is good publicity" but lack the understanding while they might still be loved, that their Facebook presence is "out of sight, out of mind”.

What you haven't j-marc'd them yet? It was hard to do cuz i love um but I found it super relieving.

by seabearpbear December 28, 2010

J-six’d

A term to describe what happens to someone when they get sentenced to prison time for their participation in the January 6th insurrection.

You won’t be seeing Clint for a while, he got J-six’d, and is now doing 5 years in prison for bear macing a cop

by Razz P. Berry June 14, 2024

J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.

The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.

by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022

J*b

A slur that is targeted toward the proportion of people above a specified age not being in paid employment or self-employment

"Hi Kyle, I'm about to fill out a J*b application.

by DanielLArson April 29, 2025

J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

PBM From The J

PBM From The J is an acronym meaning Plaque Boy Max from Jersey. PlaqueBoyMax is an successful streamer from West Orange, Jersey, owning a loving, wo

Me: Yo, you saw what PBM did on stream?

Friend: Who is PBM?
Me: Who is PBM? He’s PlaqueBoyMax
Friend: Oh! The snot rocket guy

Me: Yeah PBM From The J, thats him.

by coldtec December 10, 2024