The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 6, 2023

Liquor House

A liquor store that is allowed to operate 24/7 because it is not legally a place of business but instead is considered a residence.

Lady 1: You wanna go grab some booze from the spot on main street after work?
Lady 2: We can't do that, we work the night shift so the liquor store won't be open.
Lady 1: Nah, don't worry. The guy who owns the place has a bed in there so it's a liquor house. Not a liquor store.

by Conrad Liquorboi August 24, 2023

Middle of the house

Neither the front nor the back of the house of a restaurant . A third delivery party.

If you deliver food from a restaurant to a front door, you are not front nor back... you are middle of the house

by Bears st louis March 1, 2020

house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025

car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone July 31, 2016

main house

When you have multiple houses, the main one.

For example, Bush's main house is a ranch in Texas. It used to be the White House.

by George Richards May 27, 2011