Chattahoochee High School

A suburban HIGH school located in Johns Creek, GA that is more diverse than a United Nations conference. The 'ghetto ratchets' from the southside to the prodigy 13th grade math asians to the Basic white rich kids we all love to hate. We've got every type of person represented, heck even our cafeteria is surrounded with countries' flags on the walls for useless decoration. We get made fun of for being an old school (20+ years old) but our grades, athletics, and tradition make up for it. The seniors spend their time doing nothing and/or in the Slounge. We use rivalries with other schools to get dressed up, get really hammered, and go to football games. If you don't want to catch a disease, you'll go to the bathroom in the D Hall. Half of the female population always knows how many days there are until spring break.
Just ask one.
We are Chattahoochee.

"Chattahoochee high school is sooo ratchet"

"How do you spell Chattahochie?"

"They did it during the pep rally, but you can't tell anyone"

"#hoochfamily #hoochpride #gohooch"

Chattahoochee High School by hOOch3000 February 10, 2013

Wal-Mart high 

The feeling of euphoria you experience when visiting any Wal-Mart in America. No matter how bad things in your life may be going, you immediately feel so much better when comparing yourself to all the losers in the store.

While picking up some bread, clothes, and a car battery at Wal-Mart, I think to myself, "I'm so depressed. My girlfriend just dumped me for my best friend and my company is laying me off as they downsize. My car also needs a new transmission, the roof on my house is leaking, and my computer got a virus that wiped out the hard drive. But you know what? I'm getting a Wal-Mart high now because at least I'm not that guy." (pointing to the 75 pound weasel-faced man with only three teeth in the beer aisle with an unwashed, thin comb-over, wearing a flannel shirt and smelling like BO, with his 500 pound wife sitting in a Rascal next to him wearing a flower-patterned moo moo, with equally unwashed hair, while they show completely no interest in controling their seven maniac children running all over the store)

Wal-Mart high by JaggedGDog June 7, 2007

palmyra area high school 

Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!

Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))

Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.

palmyra area high school by R-cubed March 31, 2015

lawrence north high school

A ghetto ass school with shitty people. Slightly better than Lawrence Central, but still awful. It always smells like weed and there's always some shitty freshman asking for a hit of a juul. There's fights pretty much all the time, people having sex pretty much everywhere and the white surban kids will always be smarter than you and there's nothing you can do about it. oh and we have the worst football team known to mankind

Lawrence North High School sucks mega ass.

lawrence north high school by alunnegiy November 30, 2018

junior high 

Prison, but with puberty.

Junior high is the watered down equivilant of Juvi.

junior high by Megabean May 28, 2008

Detroit High-Five 

A mixed drink comprised of Faygo Orange pop and Mohawk Tequila. Plentiful in the Cass Corridor, it is (more or less) the reason Wayne State University has such a low graduation rate.

Its popularity is also directly correlated with unemployment as the drink has become the ironic favorite of former Big Three employees.

Dan: Why is Raj trying to scale Heidelberg Project?
Lou: He passed his Urban Planning exam so we each gave him a Detroit High-Five.

Former GM Employee: It's the second anniversary of my pink slip.
Former Ford Employee: Detroit High-Fives.

Detroit High-Five by SSicken January 15, 2011

Night High 

The physical and/or mental state in the very late hours where you are tired and not in control or just not caring about what you say or do. Easily avoided by going to sleep or drinking excess amounts of high caffine products.

Last night John was speaking nonsense about some magic unicorn steal his lucky charms??!

Oh he musta had a night high...he shouldnt stay up so late.

Night High by SHADY225 June 2, 2009