A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.
My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.
by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014
Get the Shitty Finger Wipemug. I was chillin with my baby momma and her drama last night and I flow finger tipped all ova that biatch.
by Ikemay Anday December 30, 2008
Get the Flow Finger tippedmug. by wafflepuffs August 25, 2022
Get the 3 fingers upmug. Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."
by JaRoy October 19, 2011
Get the Middle-Finger Promisemug. by Taytortthott July 13, 2020
Get the middle finger and thumbmug. by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020
Get the Finger Free Februarymug. by victor michael May 19, 2010
Get the nappy butt fingermug.