A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
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do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
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