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Douchey Douche

Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.
Guy 1: He's a total assface!
Guy 2: Who that Douchey Douche that's right by your girl?
by OmgItzDeadpool July 26, 2010
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Lady Douche

Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips
She put on her lady douche glasses and was hoping to get it in tonight, because she knows she can.
by kayfaye29 May 24, 2011
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Snapchat douche

A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.
Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"

Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."

*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told

Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
by Feely7 October 22, 2013
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Lake douche

The act of getting water blasted into ones pussy while have sex in the lake!
"Billy Banks gave Nicole G. the lake douche last night."
by blax555 August 5, 2014
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urban douche

adj, <uhr-ben dew-shh>

An urban douche is someone who uses urban dictionary to define everything that they misunderstand. Usually they "copy and paste" the definition straight from urbandictionary.com into their reply.
Person 1: "wait what's a peacoat"

Urban Douche: "Wow here...
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Pea coats are a style of double breasted overcoat which have recently become associated with scenesters. Wearing one may garner scene cred. Traditionally navy blue.
At a concert I attended recently, pea coats and tight jean were the preferred attire."

Person 2: "You're such an urban douche"
by kidsdontstandachance March 14, 2010
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baba ga douche

An uncommon derogatory (and childish) term for arabs and other middle easterners. Used by Americans, and obviously derived from the term "douchebag," via ignorantly groping for any word evocative of the region.
"I joined up so I could drop bombs on Babagadouche."
by Ian June 11, 2004
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Ugly Douche

an Alfred E. Newman or the brother from "Everybody Loves Raymond" lookalike prone to pompous statements, idiotic arguing, eating ear crud and generally just being an asstard
"That kid who went to Ohio State is an ugly douche"
by UDDL November 17, 2005
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