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Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it
That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks
by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020
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Cracked

Cracked is frequently used in online gaming to convey that a individual is substantially good at the game. For instance, when a person wipes out an whole enemy team, the person can be referred as "Cracked"
Holy Shit he´s cracked
He headshotted the whole team yo
by Franz_Liszt October 11, 2021
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crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
mugGet the crack cookiesmug.

Cracking

Bro I was full cracking Angela last night
by ethandefinition December 4, 2019
mugGet the Crackingmug.

Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.
by Rwruff November 19, 2016
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
mugGet the Crack Mantismug.

Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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