polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.

I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.

by kuato_dies February 22, 2014

Frosty Bear

Another name for a polar bear

That frosty bear is so cold! He needs to warm himself up by setting fire to his farts.

by Puffsi Bear January 18, 2022

Bummy Bears

A slang term for Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears. This expression originates due to the intense and explosive laxative effect that this product has on your digestive system.

John: "Bill why does the bathroom look like Helen Keller was playing with brown colored spray paint?"
Bill: "Because I ate 15 Bummy Bears."
John: "Fair enough."

by sexyasduckpins February 26, 2014

fozzy bear

A man that needs to trim his dick hair and take more showers. Also needs to get beat up.

Oh yea i called him fozzy bear cuz hes gross.

by hawaiionurtab February 5, 2016

Build-A-Bear

When the dude isn’t fully erect so you gotta stuff his penis inside so he can get it going.

He had whiskey dick so I had to assist getting it inside me by stuffing it into my vagina hole with my fingers. It brought back memories of going to Build-A-Bear at the mall.

by The Vulgar Mystic July 6, 2022

Bear Grylls

Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild

I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.

You are such a Bear Grylls.

by the_fallen_angel August 23, 2023

Care Bear Stare

The act of slicing open your stomach, similar to seppuku, and letting your organs fall out to intimidate others. Old term that originated from the Care Bears show, that was given an adult spin.

The suspect escaped after giving the officers the Care Bear Stare.

by MMathGeek November 1, 2022