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Group Shuffle

Are you and your friends trying to Group Shuffle .
by KappaKappaNigga October 5, 2017
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thumb shuffle

Sticking your thumb in a vagina or asshole and vigorously wagging it
“Yo dude, I thumb shuffled my girl last night and it saved me from doing any work”
by Why whywhywhy why October 24, 2017
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blind shuffle

when you shuffle your playlist without looking at the upcoming songs
by trakasis December 9, 2017
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muff scuffle

an altercation between vaginas
'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'
by VandalTabby June 8, 2018
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sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"
by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018
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Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole
by MM197 October 5, 2018
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Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018
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