Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.
You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?
Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025
Get the Severna Parkmug. “that talking stage i was in? parked as hell. we just fell off, i don’t even know what happened.”
“don’t go, the party’s parked. they aren’t even playing music.”
“it started raining so our day at the beach was parked”
“don’t go, the party’s parked. they aren’t even playing music.”
“it started raining so our day at the beach was parked”
by megasharkk February 27, 2024
Get the parkedmug. by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023
Get the Parking lot carousel polyamorymug. by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018
Get the Spark it and park itmug. The little princess with major daddy issues.
Nicknamed 'The note princess' because of her father's past military dictatorship, and the fact that she relies on her notes to answer every fucking question asked. She takes this little notebook everywhere, and refuses to answer any unexpected questions from the media. She takes offense when anybody talks shit about her precious daddy, and even made a list of people who had, with various liberals included(even some celebrities!!). This is known as 'The Black List'. Talk about Burn book.
The press and the prosecution later found out in 2016 that this little Mary Sue had a puppeteer who controlled her every move. Seriously, some middle aged woman, basically a nobody, named 'Choi Sun-Sil' chose everything Park should do. From Park's inaugural speech to what clothes the president should wear, that control freak Choi played South Korea with Park wrapped around her big fat PINKY.
The name of the first Korean woman president is now used as a slang to call somebody who has language disorder, or a person who is annoyingly indecisive.
Nicknamed 'The note princess' because of her father's past military dictatorship, and the fact that she relies on her notes to answer every fucking question asked. She takes this little notebook everywhere, and refuses to answer any unexpected questions from the media. She takes offense when anybody talks shit about her precious daddy, and even made a list of people who had, with various liberals included(even some celebrities!!). This is known as 'The Black List'. Talk about Burn book.
The press and the prosecution later found out in 2016 that this little Mary Sue had a puppeteer who controlled her every move. Seriously, some middle aged woman, basically a nobody, named 'Choi Sun-Sil' chose everything Park should do. From Park's inaugural speech to what clothes the president should wear, that control freak Choi played South Korea with Park wrapped around her big fat PINKY.
The name of the first Korean woman president is now used as a slang to call somebody who has language disorder, or a person who is annoyingly indecisive.
Girl A: ... Uh.. I... ga... just..
Girl B: What are you? Park Geun-hye or something? Can't form a sentence?
Girl C: B, that's harsh. She's not that bad.
Girl B: What are you? Park Geun-hye or something? Can't form a sentence?
Girl C: B, that's harsh. She's not that bad.
by AnotherKimfromKorea February 24, 2017
Get the Park Geun-hyemug. No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.
by B_lank June 17, 2018
Get the No Parkingmug. by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024
Get the Paid to park copmug.