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Mexican New Year

When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.
It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.
by Onecheaprobot January 7, 2011
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mexican prison dance

Mexican prison dance- when a group of Mexican prisoners (in cell block D) gang up and rape the shit out of a poor white elderly Jewish man and his asshole.
The great drug lord Matteo, and his bitches had a Mexican prison dance with his co-inmate nick Z
by Rebel_wrestling February 8, 2014
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mexican trouser burn

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.
by MTBftw April 11, 2011
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mexican beef stew

when you make a taco bowl in an ass hole, they fart in it, and you slurp it all up.
sorry mom, I'm too full to eat thanksgiving dinner because I was eating Mexican beef stew earlier.
by Peen Lord 6969 December 11, 2019
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Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s
Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?
by Kdub driver November 15, 2018
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Mexican Purple Rocket

The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.
Damn, last night I got the worst case of Mexican Purple Rocket last night when my girlfriend gave me a gripping handjob. I think she was mad at me from when I gave her a Cleavland steamer.
by Flypig777 July 29, 2009
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Mexican Wedding Cookies

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste
Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!
by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008
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