john barlow 

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

john barlow by Pavill November 22, 2011

John Hutchinson 

COMPLETE RACIST! And homosexual...

Stop being such a John Hutchinson!

John Hutchinson by dacman555 January 1, 2012

John Cunniffe 

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.

Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!

John Cunniffe by micktherigger April 12, 2012

John Conn Syndrome 

is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!

So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!

John Conn Syndrome by danny macky March 1, 2013

John Deans 

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook

John Deans by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

john bateson 

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down

Hot sexy bisexual john bateson

john bateson by Wee john November 4, 2013

John Willing 

A douche that will break a girl's heart.

Stephanie: Hey have you met john willing yet?
Miranda: Yeah! He's a total douche! He told my sister to give him a bj and then left!
Stephanie: Wow, what a cunt!

John Willing by Shelbitch November 25, 2013