Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
by Cryphippus December 27, 2024
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Eating A Hog

Blowing a man with an excessively large penis as if you were starving to death and eating a hot dog after days with out food
Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog
by Bill Thurston May 06, 2017
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Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.
Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"
by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021
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Pride Eating

When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits
Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
by ButtMaster77 May 02, 2015
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This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 04, 2019
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stfu and eat ur food

whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence
Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow

Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 08, 2020
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stfu and eat ur food

(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish
Guy 1: bro, we have a lot of homework for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 08, 2020
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